Sex Playlist #5 — Animals

By: Maroon 5

From the Album V

Baby, I’m preying on you tonight
Hunt you down eat you alive
Just like animals, animals, like animals-mals

Maybe you think that you can hide
I can smell your scent from miles
Just like animals, animals, like animals-mals

Have you ever wondered why they call it “doggy style?” Actually, basically the whole entire animal kingdom mates with the male on top behind the female…so why did humans label it as only “doggy style”? It really should be called “animal style”. Think of it this way: Have you ever been to In-N-Out? Have you heard of their “Secret Menu” well they have a style of how they make their food called “Animal Style.” It’s messy and delicious. So as we head into this song, think of your spouse as your sexual In-N-Out, and sometimes the standard menu isn’t enough, you need a little more out of them and you’re about to order Animal Style!

One of the hottest tracks last fall, Animals is by the staying strong and current band Maroon 5 with frontman Adam Levine at the top showing off his signature falsetto in another sexually charged song. What’s made this song popular is the animalistic instinct for sex that we all have, but here in the MH family we know that Animalistic instinct can be tamed for one and only one lover and still be just as wild as those who feel the need to prowl. What also sparked the song is Adam Levine—who a lot of people find drop dead gorgeous (rock stars, I never got the appeal…) is once again showing off his body more often than he needs to. (Don’t worry, link is to the lyrical video). But also his wife, who is in so many of his videos, takes part. But what sparked the debate was the stalker-ish theme the video takes—and that’s a conversation for another time.

Animals is full of wild lyrics and an even tighter beat to go along with the howls. This is for all those lovers who every once in a while need to bypass the words, the foreplay, and game, and get straight to the meal. Time to act just like animals, animals, like animals-mals!

 

Lions:

So what you trying to do to me
It’s like we can’t stop we’re enemies
But we get along when I’m inside you
You’re like a drug that’s killing me
I cut you out entirely
But I get so high when I’m inside you

Yeah, you can start over, you can run free
You can find other fish in the sea
You can pretend it’s meant to be
But you can’t stay away from me
I can still hear you making that sound
Taking me down, rolling on the ground
You can pretend that it was me
But no

Men! We like to think of ourselves as the alphas most of the time. We work hard, we call the shots (or act like we do); we are at the front of the pack guiding the rest of the pride to the top. In the bedroom society likes to say we’re the animalistic ones—science tells a different story. We’re supposed to be gruff, rough, and tough. We’re supposed to drive our women crazy with that appendage that rest between our legs waiting to be awoken. But like the lyrics say You’re like a drug that’s killing me/ I cut you out entirely/ But I get so high when I’m inside you. We are gone once we are inside our woman. Once they’re soaking and waiting they take over. And I don’t mean in the sense they push us down (which they can) and straddle us (yes, Yes, YESSS!) but in the sense we are listening to their bodies. Their moans, their trembles are cues they like or don’t like what’s going on. Let’s face it, we try something and we’re looking for that moan or that leg twitch that tells us, “YES! That’s where I (SHE) want it and keep going!” Whether you’re the “standard man with the standard woman” or you’re in “Fifty Shades BDSM relationship” with your spouse, everything you do to your woman is a yes or no response. They tell us what they want and what they like when we are inside them or even during foreplay. Beyonce said it best. Who run the world? GIRLS! So make no mistake I (We) can still hear you (them) making that sound/ Taking me (us) down, rolling on the ground/ You (They) can pretend that it was me (us)/ But no!

As the head of the pack, we’re supposed to lead our ladies where we want to go, and ultimately where we want to go is where they want to go. And if it’s that orgasmic pleasure, who else better to draw and lead the map there than our wives?

 

Lionesses:

Maybe you think that you can hide
I can smell your scent from miles
Just like animals, animals, like animals-mals
Baby, I’m

So if I run it’s not enough
You’re still in my head forever stuck
So you can do what you wanna do
I love your lies, I’ll eat ’em up
But don’t deny the animal
That comes alive when I’m inside you

Don’t tell no lie-lie-lie-lie
You can’t deny-ny-ny-ny
The beast inside-side-side-side
Yeah, yeah, yeah

No, girl, don’t lie-lie-lie-lie
You can’t deny-ny-ny-ny
The beast inside-side-side-side
Yeah, yeah, yeah

LADIES! What power you have over us. It’s amazing what just the simplest touch, the smallest smile, the whiff of your perfume as you walk by, even just brushing your teeth in the morning can do to us. We follow your every move whenever we are near you. Always hunting, always looking to you, trying to guess what you’re going to do next. When you’re hot and bother and wet, make no mistake about it, your husband knows your scent and can pick it up even through a simple text message sometimes. Just the way you word something as simple as I love you with the right emoji can send that tingle, and we start rising to the occasion wherever we are because we’re expecting one exciting night.

But I’ll be honest, there have been quite a few stories where the husband says he wants a little more, or you’re asking how do I do more because he wants it, but you’re afraid of doing more or not sure how he’ll react. This is why this song is for you! Because, especially if you read the Lions section, you know that you are already in control. We follow your direction, even when you’re on top and you’re granting us the pleasure of the visual show, you’re still working us and telling us what you want. Don’t tell no lie-lie-lie-lie/ You can’t deny-ny-ny-ny/ The beast inside-side-side-side/ Yeah, yeah, yeah. There is an animal inside you. A very powerful Lioness, the queen of the jungle, the real hunters of the pack. You didn’t know? Lionesses are the hunters in the African jungle. Scar wasn’t lying when you notice that line from Lion King for the hundredth time as you watched it with your cubs. “It’s the Lionesses job to hunt.” And notice what Banzi says in response “Yeah, but they won’t go hunt.” And you know how Pride Rock looked starving because the Lionesses wouldn’t go hunt.

Get out there and go hunt. You know what you want to eat, and you know when you want to eat it and how to get it. You look at that man that is yours. He stands at the head of the family as that spiritual lead as God has intended it to me. He is the surrogate of all the joy and love that Jesus has for the Church. But you are made from his rib. You complete him and he completes you. What’s more, God took you from the side because he wants you to stand by your man’s side wherever he leads you while he follows God’s lead. This is a partnership, not a dictatorship and the two of you compliment one another.

So while you’re in bed, in the car, on the washer, in a chair, on the table, in the kitchen, in front of the fire, ect. Grab that dick that belongs to you and slide it in, and let him know how you want to reach that mountain top that night and once you get there he’ll join you!

Singles/Dating/Engaged:

No longer exists. This is #5 on the list and all this section does is rehash the above. At this point, you guys know the boundaries to cross before marriage and what to cross once you’re married. But just because you’re not married doesn’t make you any less a Lion or Lioness!

 

How I Use It:

Before this song came out, I’ve been in the jungle with the wife, and it’s been a beautiful sexual journey to get her to realize I’m listening to her in the bedroom, her pleasure is my pleasure. Yeah, for the most part I’m still her Daddy (Dom) and she’s my Princess (Sub) but I can only do what she wants to have done to her. But I’m getting hungry, I think I’m going to go throw this on and see where my Lioness wants to go today.

 

As always we have our

Lyric video

Our places to buy the song

Itunes Store

Google Play Store

Amazon Store

But tonight get wild! Stop labeling it doggy style and get wild Just like animals, animals, like animals-mals! Until the next song (and FYI I thank everyone for all the suggestions, I’m going to tackle a few in the upcoming weeks starting next week) put on your war paint, sharpen your claws, and go hunting!

–UpCA

 

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2 replies
  1. secrettreasure says:

    Hey UpCA, I really appreciate all the time and effort you put into your music posts! Yesterday, while listening to the song “Animals” I came up with the plot for my next story/post. Funny thing is, I had just recently posted my story about my future hubby, thinking that I’m running out of content!? Lol Look for it in a month or so. The title is “X-rated Description of My Future Hubby” I had a blast writing it too!

    • Upcomingauthor says:

      Awesome, SecretTreasure! I look forward to reading it 🙂
      And thank you. It takes a lot of time to get these post written down. There won’t be one for a while, but I am working on another one 🙂

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