Bored Pastors Wife

It was a hot, humid Sunday afternoon. The kids were dispersed at camps and grandma’s house. Her husband was away at a boring elders meeting. And she was alone at home with an insatiable desire throbbing in her pussy.

Taking off her clothes she lay naked in the bed, closed her eyes, and began to lightly move her fingers across her skin, slowly increasing her breathing with every movement. In her mind, sounds of the female orgasm were playing over and over again. She used to think it embarrassing, but now she loved the thought of her voice lifting in crescendo at the peak of her orgasm. As her mind wandered, her left hand began caressing her nipples, while her right hand teased the outside lips of her pussy. Her body heaved with sensitive flares of passion.

Stopping for a moment, she picked up her phone and texted her husband: “In bed. Naked. Fucking myself. Have a good meeting.” Putting the phone down, she returned to pay attention to her body. She inserted her 6-inch dildo and began thrusting back and forth, legs spread, back arching, and breasts heaving in the air. It didn’t take long and she wasn’t about to stop. With the freedom of an empty house, she moaned and groaned and let out a scream of pleasure that enhanced her orgasm. It was as if she was both having the orgasm and watching herself have an orgasm at the same time. The thought of watching herself orgasm sent her into another one, her body convulsing, legs quivering, and pussy throbbing with pleasure.

Meanwhile, her husband received the text. Around the table were elders discussing various issues of building and finance. Under the table his erection stood firm and his mind was preoccupied with what his wife was doing at home.

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16 replies
  1. Harper Shelby Thornton says:

    The way you described the orgasm in your story was so descriptive that I could almost feel it myself! Well done! I hope you guys had some fun together when he came home 🙂 God bless you both

  2. hornyGG says:

    Wonderful story. I love the description of the orgasm as well. Being able to express your passion freely without worry is truly liberating and yes erotic. Bet the husband had to wait a while before standing. Lol. Thank you for posting and putting a hungry desire in my pussy! God bless and stay horny always!

  3. Sarge says:

    That was awesome. As HornyGG said, I'll bet he had to wait before standing up, plus if he was wearing lite colored pants, well there may have been a wet spot from some pre cum. I know from personal experience, that can be an issue, but oh so worth it.
    One one occasion, I had been gone all day, and upon returning home my late wife whispered into my ear, because our 25 year old son was in the room, "I came twelve times today." You can imagine the visual thoughts I had of my dear wife, laying naked in bed with her legs spread, vibrator and hands keeping very busy. Ah memories.

  4. Eroticcouple says:

    Loved this story. Nothing sexier than a woman comfortable enough to share her horniness with her man. I know if I got a message like that – I would all of a sudden make the excuse I'm not feeling well & get home in time to see my wife pleasure herself to orgasm before I add to the fun.

  5. Eroticcouple says:

    Also my wife is traveling right now all the way across country & she sent me a picture of the big hotel bed she has all to herself. I told her I can just picture herself naked & spread wide while playing with her moist pussy. I just sent her a text to read this story to help her get over the edge.

  6. Lovinghusband says:

    Dear Pastor & Wife,

    By God's design – I love sex. It is an amazing gift of God. I enjoy it with a thankful heart. I enjoy
    so many aspects – I've written about some on here.

    As I read your story – there was much I loved! It was hot! Reading about how horny you felt on that afternoon
    was enjoyable. The way you touched yourself was so erotic! You two must be be very sexy together and
    that is a major turn-on for me to read about.

    I want to read all of your comments in the most positive light – and give you the benefit of the doubt about
    what you said in some other respects – that could be misinterpreted.

    Here is my positive spin on your comments regarding your husband's eldership responsibilities: Since you
    are his supportive wife – you know that the matters of helping shepherd God's people in the church with
    wisdom and love – requires the shepherds to meet and discuss important matters about the people
    under their care in the local church. So, the elder's meeting which included dealing with building and
    finance – almost certainly was also about the lives of people under their leadership. That makes it an
    important meeting. I personally think you meant "boring" in a sense that there was a part of your husband
    that yearned to be home making love to you on that afternoon! Not that you think church leaders meeting
    about spiritual matters is boring. But, since this story on MH goes out for all the world to see on the internet,
    I'm extra sensitive that people would see that a pastor's wife also rejoices in her husband's ministry – which
    includes meetings that produce wise action for the good of God's church. Don't miss this: In my heart, I really
    think that is the way you support your husband's ministry! I'm just clarifying – so that people don't think you just
    halfheartedly tolerate his eldership responsibilities.

    I think it is awesome that you can send your husband an erotic text at any time!! Trusting that he has
    the self-control to still be engaged in his important meeting – while having a moment to be touched by
    you in a meaningful and erotic way! I love that you can do that.

    Please don't misunderstand me. I'm not saying you should have done anything different than you did!
    I applaud it. I just want to underline that your horny moments and text – did not come from a woman
    who just "tolerates" her husband's ministry. If that were your heart – you would not want to be known as
    "Pastor & Wife" on MH. I'm just guarding against any who might who see "boring elder's meeting" as
    pointing to you being unsupportive. That would not be a good testimony for Christians.

    I hesitated to write this – please receive it in the loving spirit I am offering it. I am not a judgmental person. To
    be extra clear – your short story made me horny! Like you, my wife can text me something horny anytime – and
    I won't take it that she was belittling my meeting. I think the same for you. I am your brother in the Lord and you
    my sister.

    I'd love to hear what happened when your husband got home! I bet that is a good story, too!

    God bless you, your family, and your ministry! LH

  7. Conner M says:

    Loved the way you wrote the story. It drew us readers into the action. Very arousing and erotic. Rachel and I read it together and we both had the same opinion. HOT!!! If I was a pastor, sitting in an elder board meeting…unless it involved the imminent life or death of someone – a text like that would be the best possible thing I can imagine. Buildings will get built, and people come and go in churches like they come and go at supermarkets. So, give heed to thyself and thy marriage and thy libido whenever possible. ESPECIALLY during "bored" meetings

  8. hottyflygirl says:

    This is so beautiful and hot! I'm feeling those same feelings of insatiable desire now. Im planning to act out this story myself… I'm already naked on my bed and trying to type with one hand to finish this comment before I get too distracted… such a hot story!! Thanks!

  9. hottyflygirl says:

    Sooo… I don't know if it is just me and my hormones or something but this site seems to have gotten even hotter the past few weeks! The stories have been so sexy and just pure erotic passion… also the pictures are very hot lately too… often get my pussy a little wet before I read the story. I've brought myself to climax twice just this afternoon to these lastest stories and pictures. I can't wait to do it all again when I'm with my hubby.

  10. me says:

    I appreciate Lovinghusband's kind remarks. There are those who may misunderstand. As for the boring meetings, I have sat in on several and much of the banter and discussion really is about the church we are building and not the assembly(ekklesia) Jesus wants to build. So….boring meetings of mundane stuff that has little bearing on discipling the nations? However, Lovinghusband is kind to offer his POV and make a clarifying point. As for the story, AWESOME! I am glad to see robust sexual lives in God's Kingdom concerning marriage relationships. Churchdom across America, in past times, was very stifling and quarantined everything sexual to the "dirty" bin. Such doctrines failed to embrace God's sexuality for man and wife, which created a plethora of relational and intimacy problems. Get after it pastor&wife!

  11. Lovinghusband says:

    Dear me,

    I totally agree with you – that there is much in meetings that is not about the core of our mission – granted. Excellent point. No doubt, etc. I was referring to the real stuff of God's heart in that regard. I don't think an elder – who is in the midst of a meeting that had veered off into things of peripheral importance – would be off limits, if he started thinking about his wife's wet, waiting pussy at those moments! That is the nuance of living in the real world! I appreciate your comments because I was hoping I was not being misunderstood. I was NOT trying to "rain on" the hot article by Pastor&wife. I'm glad you got that. I hope others did too. Blessings on you and your family. LH

  12. Funny Christian says:

    Great story Pastor&Wife. The description of your orgasms are brilliant. Never be ashamed to be vocal either.
    Take care & god bless.

  13. Silk Lovin Man says:

    My wife once sent me a text while I was in a meeting. "Hurry home. I'm waiting for you. In bed!" You better believe I moved that meeting right along! Walked in and she was lying on the bed wearing a favorite of mine, a beautiful silky white Erika Taylor lace-trimmed chemise! She had it pulled up to her waist and fingering herself! But before I could start anything she said let's get into the hot tub! (We often start our silky sex sessions with some naked time together in the hot tub.) But tonight it was just me naked. She kept the silky white goddess-maker on! Of course when wet, it was totally see through and very clingy. I loved it! She made me sit over on my side of the tub and just watch as she played with her erect nipples through the sheer fabric and fingered her pussy in a brazen cock-tease show just for me. Finally I stood up, the water dripping from my rock hard cock as she motioned for me to come closer. She began licking and sucking my erect penis till I couldn't take any more! We got out, stripped off her wet see-through night gown and tumbled into the bed still wet. She straddled my face on her knees and continued the blow job she had begun in the tub while I went to town with my mouth on her hot wet cunt. Good sex!

  14. Lovinghusband says:

    Silk Lovin Man,

    Very enjoyable to read of your hot tub, then wet in the bed experience.

    You get extra points for using the word "chemise" and knowing it's brand!

    Hot! Thank you. LH

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